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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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Found this excellent rant by Leo Mckinstry in the D**ly M**l the other day. We weren't reading the D**ly M**l, you understand. It just sort of fell open as we walked past the stand in the supermarket, and we couldn't help noticing it ...
 

 
Emptying the bins used to be a straightforward municipal task, perhaps the most basic but universally valuable job carried out by local councils. But thanks to the malign culture of political correctness which has swept through the public sector over the past two decades, refuse collection has been transformed into a weapon of ideological bullying.
 
In the hands of the commissars who have come to predominate in British official life, the bin service is now used as an instrument not just for enforcing the fashionable green agenda, but also for encouraging an authoritarian mix of state intrusion and race-fixated social engineering. Putting out our rubbish is becoming like something out of George Orwell’s epic novel 1984, where all the private activities of British citizens were ruthlessly monitored to ensure compliance with the state’s dogma.
 
Twenty years ago, it would have been unthinkable that the Government would place microchips in people’s bins to check how much they are disposing of, but that has now happened in more than 2.5 million households. Hidden cameras have also been deployed by some councils to spy on what people are throwing away.
 
Similarly, we would once have found it absurd that ordinary, otherwise law-abiding, residents could be heavily fined for putting out their rubbish on the wrong day, or putting the wrong waste in the wrong bin, but such practices are now commonplace. Indeed, the householder who fails to show complete obedience to the creed of recycling is likely to be treated with far greater harshness by the courts than a shop-lifter, drug abuser or vandal.
 
As the communist regimes of Eastern Europe showed during the dark days before the Berlin Wall came down, authoritarianism is addictive for bureaucrats. The heady mix of self-righteousness and control feeds a desire for ever greater power. That is what we see today in Britain, with the revelation this week that local councils have been rummaging through our bins with the intention of gauging householders’ ethnicity and earnings.
 
According to findings published yesterday under a Freedom of Information request, no fewer than 90 local authorities have awarded themselves the right to rifle through the waste of at least 10,000 families, finding out details about their wealth, race, and personal habits. The town hall snoopers have even taken to looking at the contents of discarded mail, which is surely a direct contravention of the Data Protection Act.
 
Inevitably this grotesque invasion of personal privacy is dressed up as a public good: council chiefs claim they need to ascertain the income status and ethnic backgrounds of different types of households so that recycling campaigns can be targeted more effectively. It is hard to imagine a more spurious or less convincing excuse. For a start, there has been no genuine demand from the public for our town halls to run these self-indulgent recycling information exercises. This is all about over-paid environmental awareness officers inventing work for themselves in order to justify their own existences.
 
At a time of massive public sector cuts, there is absolutely no need for this intrusive nonsense. Moreover, the idea of town hall spies examining our personal papers is deeply disturbing. Are they going to send any financial information they find to HM Revenue and Customs? Will they examine private letters for any potentially homophobic or racist content?
 
When Sir William Macpherson, the chairman of the Stephen Lawrence inquiry, notoriously urged in 1999 that racially prejudiced remarks, even within the privacy of the family home, should be prosecuted, the proposal was condemned as paving the way for the introduction of Orwellian ‘thought crimes’ into our society. Now the bin snoopers could have made this a reality. Such a fear is not nearly as outlandish as it might seem.
 
By far the most striking feature of this new revelation about the bin spies is officialdom’s neurosis about race. To most rational citizens, the ethnicity of householders is a complete irrelevance when it comes to garbage. But such sanity does not apply to the modern breed of bureaucrat, whose mind is filled with Marxist notions of white oppression and cultural difference.
 
Apart from apartheid South Africa, Nazi Germany and the mid-19th century U.S., no society in history has been more obsessed with skin colour than modern Britain. Everything in our public sector is seen through the prism of race, from television output to crime statistics, from childhood adoption to the teaching of history. Absurdly, now refuse collection has been added to the list. I saw this for myself when I was a Labour councillor in Islington in the Nineties, where I chaired both the personnel committee and the equal opportunities committee. A relentless focus on race was the driving force of so much of the work. Instead of promoting integration, services had to be ‘culturally sensitive’ to the needs of different ethnic groups. The ethnic composition of the public workforce was meant to mirror exactly the make-up of the local population, so there was constant pressure to ‘address the under-representation’ of certain races. A vast army of race equality officers and diversity managers presided over all the council’s activities, swooping down on any alleged instance of prejudice.
 
On one occasion, a senior manager wanted to advertise for a new secretary, stipulating that ‘good English’ was required because the post involved dealing with complex legal documents. He was told that this condition was racist, since it could deter applicants who did not speak ‘good English’. In the same vein, senior personnel were often terrified of taking appropriate disciplinary action against ethnic minority staff for fear of accusations of racism.
 
This disastrous approach which helped to make Islington one of the worst-run councils in Britain, was based on the flawed philosophy that a person’s race is what really matters in society. Character, ability, learning and diligence all counted for nothing. So if any ethnic group seemed under-represented in a certain department, or over-represented in school failures or crime figures, then white racism must be to blame, rather than other factors like family breakdown or peer group pressure.
 
Cultural diversity has become the defining theme of governance in the modern British state. We can see it in the endless race regulations passed in recent years, in the appeasement of militant Islam, and in the creation of the £70 million Equalities Commission, which has been given vast powers to intervene in businesses. Ethnic monitoring has encouraged a huge industry of segregation and grievance in modern Britain. It has not only created its own expensive bureaucracy, but it has also helped to create a climate where everyone is defined by their race.
 
It is absurd that this destructive approach should be extended to bin collections. If the commissars are going to act on the information they clandestinely acquire, then the only result can be more racial divisions, more pointless labelling of people by race, more irrelevant campaigns and more suspicions among neighbours. We should all unite, black and white, to throw out this ludicrous, Big Brother intervention in our lives, and demand that councils do what we pay them to do: empty our bins weekly.
 

 
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